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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Little Johnny: Neighbor's Baby

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby".
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny".
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o.k"?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision".
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses.
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