Blonde ambition

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a blonde standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the blonde is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the blonde and asks, “Ah excuse me, but what are you doing?” The blonde replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”"How?” asks the man, puzzled.

”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

blonde's Driving License

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding.

She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.

Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself.

She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says.........

"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."